This dude takes it like a champ!
Burglar Breaks In, Cleans House and Cooks Dinner
South Bend is now known for two things: The Irish and hospitable burglars.
When Ashley Murray returned home last night with her son, she noticed a light on inside and found Keith Davis, 46, in her kitchen. She immediately called police and shouted through the window that the police were on their way. Davis politely responded that they had already been there and then sat down in a chair until they arrived.
After being allowed back into the house, the homeowner realized Davis had swept her kitchen, neatly folded her clean laundry, and had cooked a nice chicken and onion dinner complete with a broth that impressed even the officers.
“Me and the police think he was on some type of drug,” Murray said. “He seemed to think this was his home.”
The only thing he took was some orange juice, but “its cool cause he swept up my floor and folded my clothes.”
Turns out the man was a neighbor and he was on some kind of drug. Despite the mix up, he was still charged with breaking and entering.
I think every burglar could learn something here. If you’re going to take my stuff, the least you could do is help ease the experience a little by doing a little needed house work.
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Crazy Man Interrupts Bond Hearing And Tries To Arrest Deputy
Clarke County Sheriff’s Department (GA) has officially suspended a deputy today for a security lapse at the county jail back in January that led to a rather entertaining affair.
After claiming to be a retired officer, 50 year-old Robert Andrew Cooper was allowed into the jail’s bond hearing room, vowing permission from the Sheriff himself.
Once in the room, Cooper began interrupting proceedings announcing he was a paralegal and his 16 year-old son was a lawyer. He turned to a white deputy and suggested he run for Sheriff because “the Republican party 1 percent was getting together” in order to “get (Sheriff Edwards) out of there” referring to the Sheriff with a racially derogatory word.
The crazy man was escorted out of the room where supervisors attempted to reason with him before he claimed he was going to call the FBI, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, and the White House alerting his boss, “the honorable Barak Obama”.
When he refused to leave the building, he was told he was under arrest but responded with his intent to arrest the arresting officer, ordering him to “assume the position” and asking to borrow his handcuffs because he didn’t have his own.
I can’t help to wonder how do people get this crazy?
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Top Recruit Chooses Auburn Because of Chick-Fil-A
We all know the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. This is one lesson Clemson University learned this week when they lost one of their top recruits due to their fast food selection on campus.
245th-nationally-ranked Woodlawn (Birmingham, AL) linebacker Cassanova McKinzy made it clear he chose Auburn University to fulfill his skull-crushing duties in part to Clemson’s lack of Chick-Fil-A around campus.
“(It was) kind of the environment and plus they had no Chick-Fil-A on campus,” McKinzy said of his decision to not attend Clemson. “You had to go like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their café was kind of small.”
We’ll see the real damage done in Week 1, when Auburn and Clemson face off in a game hosted by… you guessed it… Chick-Fil-A…
(8 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Daycare Worker Tapes Kid to Sleeping Mat
Apparently, duct taping children to sleeping mats while at daycare is illegal. Who would have thought, right!?
Obviously not Alicia Lyons, a daycare worker from Kentucky, who was recently fired from her job and charged with first-degree criminal abuse for doing exactly that.
After frustration set in, Lyons admitted to receiving help from a coworker to tape the 18 month old to his sleeping mat for nap time. No word on whether the technique worked for the 20-year-old genius, but one thing is for sure: it is certainly a technique that will get attention. But mostly from the feds…
(13 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Priest Arrested for Indecent Exposure
Many religious leaders claim to live lives that are transparent to the public, but in this case the transparency was only from the waist down.
Towson priest Mark Stewart Bullock was arrested on January 16 when police found the reverend sitting in an adult store without pants or a clue. Several customers complained of the man’s nakedness to the management and police, which is ironic however seeing as they were there to purchase porn!
I agree the ordained nudity was wrong and had to be dealt with, but you’re not exactly at Disney World, people! Lighten up a little.
Of course, “Father Stew” has been relieved of all his church duties and Christian critics now have some new ammo.
(12 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Video Dating Freakout
This was likely staged, but it’s still funny. I think any girl that’s into domestic violence would be lucky to score this one!
(14 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Nokia Ringtone Interrupts Classical Concert
Even though the popular performer takes the interruption like a trooper, whoever goes to an expensive classical concert and doesn’t think to turn their phone off is worthy of the embarrassment that results.
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