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‘Find My iPad’ Finds $35 Million Worth of Drugs
Silicon Valley police are apparently using iPads for more than eReaders and Angry Birds these days. After receiving a routine ‘Find My iPad’ call, Palo Alto police tracked the location to an apartment building and asked to be let inside. Apparently already high, the three druggies allowed the officers in assuming they wouldn’t find the 780lb of … Continue reading
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Loading ...Moron Accidentally Kills Woman With Homemade Cannon
A California man was dumb enough this week to bring me out of a mini hibernation period and start writing again. 38-year-old Jeanette Ogara was killed Tuesday night when her live-in boyfriend decided to launch a makeshift cannonball directly at their mobile home. Although the cause of death has not been officially released, I’d say death-by-stupid is … Continue reading
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Principal Threatens Gay Students With Hell
Gay activists all over the country are running on all cylinders after the remarks a Tennessee high school principal, Dorothy Bond, made this week. According to students, the principal was holding a school-wide assembly where she was discussing several agenda items including PDA (Public Display of Affection). She then turns and points to openly gay … Continue reading
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Gymnast Breaks Arm in Half
This dude takes it like a champ!
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Burglar Breaks In, Cleans House and Cooks Dinner
South Bend is now known for two things: The Irish and hospitable burglars. When Ashley Murray returned home last night with her son, she noticed a light on inside and found Keith Davis, 46, in her kitchen. She immediately called police and shouted through the window that the police were on their way. Davis politely … Continue reading
(8 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Crazy Man Interrupts Bond Hearing And Tries To Arrest Deputy
Clarke County Sheriff’s Department (GA) has officially suspended a deputy today for a security lapse at the county jail back in January that led to a rather entertaining affair. After claiming to be a retired officer, 50 year-old Robert Andrew Cooper was allowed into the jail’s bond hearing room, vowing permission from the Sheriff himself. … Continue reading
(7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Top Recruit Chooses Auburn Because of Chick-Fil-A
We all know the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. This is one lesson Clemson University learned this week when they lost one of their top recruits due to their fast food selection on campus. 245th-nationally-ranked Woodlawn (Birmingham, AL) linebacker Cassanova McKinzy made it clear he chose Auburn University to fulfill his … Continue reading
(10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Daycare Worker Tapes Kid to Sleeping Mat
Apparently, duct taping children to sleeping mats while at daycare is illegal. Who would have thought, right!? Obviously not Alicia Lyons, a daycare worker from Kentucky, who was recently fired from her job and charged with first-degree criminal abuse for doing exactly that. After frustration set in, Lyons admitted to receiving help from a coworker … Continue reading
(15 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Priest Arrested for Indecent Exposure
Many religious leaders claim to live lives that are transparent to the public, but in this case the transparency was only from the waist down. Towson priest Mark Stewart Bullock was arrested on January 16 when police found the reverend sitting in an adult store without pants or a clue. Several customers complained of the … Continue reading
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