Today’s Big Douche is REALITY. Thanks to you, reality, we can’t be more like this guy:
Lawrenceville Walmart
For months, I’ve heard stories of being assaulted and rudely treated by the Customer Service Department at Walmart, Lawrenceville, GA. So, let’s make it official! Way to go: TODAYS BIG DOUCHE
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Loading ...Friday the 13th
This Weekdend’s Big Douche is the infamous Friday the 13th. Over the weekend, apparently, this joke of a holiday took his creepy little ‘too-weird-to-be-a-coincidence’ pranks a tad too far when he involved an innocent kid! While watching an English air show, the young boy was struck by lightning, escaping with only minor burns. The unexpected eerie part is the 13 year old was stuck at 13:13 on the 13th… DAMN YOUR WITTY GAMES, 13th!
Read the full story here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38710593/ns/world_news-weird_news/
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Paris Hilton
Chosen by popular demand, Today’s Big Douche is Paris Hilton. No explanation needed… http://www.parishilton.com/
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Spiced Cat
TBD (Today’s Big Douche): Gary Korkuc. Caught marinating a live cat in oil & spices before being arrested. Surprisingly, Korkuc does not own a Chinese Restaurant…
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...JetBlue Fiasco
During a normal flight from Pittsburgh to NY, veteran JetBlue flight attendant, Stephen Slater, loses control when cursed by a passenger. He proceeds to return fowl words to the passenger over the public address system, take 2 beers from the galley, deploy the emergency exit, and slide to his 15 minutes of fame. With all the crap that gets posted to YouTube, not one passenger thought to film the incident as it unfolded for the rest of us to enjoy. Because of this, Today’s Big Douche Award goes to the entire passenger list aboard that flight.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Turkey
Today’s Big Douche is the nation of Turkey. Well, parts of it. Its been reported that during a customary AK-47 ‘shoot out’ by the groom during his wedding, he lost control killing 3 family members (including his father) and injuring 6 others. The nation of Turkey is the d-bag here for having such poor judgement with this ritual. If you insist on using such a dangerous form of celebration to consummate ones vows, at least give the kid a few practice shots the night before so he knows what to expect.
Read the full story here: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212316908.shtml
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Facebook Bigamist
TBD (Today’s Big Douche): John France. Mother of 2 finds out VIA FACEBOOK her husband is married to another woman! WOW!?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...International Sex Offender
Former California resident, Steven Prowler (61), got his 10 year sentence turned into 25 today for sexing up Thai minors in 2007. Creepy that he used to be a teacher in the US!? Worst part: They weren’t female! DOUCHE!
Read Full Story Here: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20012528-504083.html?tag=contentMain;contentBody
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...14 Year-Old Bully
In case you haven’t heard: a 14 year old from Palm Beach was charged with a hate crime today for beating up a 22 year old for listening to rap. Apparently, the older male ‘escaped’ and called police. Todays Big Douche is a split! The young douche should mind his own business and keep looking for the latest version of Halo to come out while the 22 year old ‘male’ gains a douche credit for being beat up by a 14 year old… really? Check out the interview above
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